Sign post outside our collage-
"Drive Carefully, Don't kill the students, wait for the LECTURERS!”
"Drive Carefully, Don't kill the students, wait for the LECTURERS!”
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Scientists all over the world
are wondering how long a human
being can live without a brain...
Kindly tell them your age...
are wondering how long a human
being can live without a brain...
Kindly tell them your age...
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What happened to your network?
I tried to call you but the operator
said,"Welcome 2 the jungle,
the monkey u r trying to call is
on the tree....Plz try later."
I tried to call you but the operator
said,"Welcome 2 the jungle,
the monkey u r trying to call is
on the tree....Plz try later."
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Son asks his Dad difference between LOVE, BELIEF & RELIEF
Father says:
Your Mom is my LOVE.
Your maid is my RELIEF
& I'm your Dad - well, that's my BELIEF.
Your Mom is my LOVE.
Your maid is my RELIEF
& I'm your Dad - well, that's my BELIEF.
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Blonde is on one side of a lake and yells to another blonde across the lake, 'How do I get to the other side?'
The other blonde yells back, 'You are on the other side!'
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Best pick up line 2 approach a girl!
Go to her & ask "Is your dad a terrorist"
She'll say "what?"
Then u say "No, No. I asked coz u r such a Bomb"
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Q: What did the blonde's mom say
to her before her date.
to her before her date.
A: If you're not in bed by 12,
come home.
come home.
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No matter how sad, no matter
how blue, I feel better just
thinking of u.
how blue, I feel better just
thinking of u.
But I’m happier each time I
sms u because I know I’ll be
disturbing u!
sms u because I know I’ll be
disturbing u!
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Like energy Love can’t neither
be created nor destroyed....
be created nor destroyed....
It can just be transferred from
one girlfriend to another girlfriend.
one girlfriend to another girlfriend.
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When your life is in darkness
pray 2 God ask him 2 free u
from darkness & if after u
pray & you’re still in darkness,
plz. Pay your ELECTRICITY BILL!
pray 2 God ask him 2 free u
from darkness & if after u
pray & you’re still in darkness,
plz. Pay your ELECTRICITY BILL!
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Being happy is like peeing in
your pants, everyone sees it,
but only you can feel the warmth.
your pants, everyone sees it,
but only you can feel the warmth.
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Wife: If I sleep with your best friend what will be the first thought to cross your mind?
Husband: That you are a Lesbian!
Husband: That you are a Lesbian!
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Q:) What happened to Batman & Robin
when they got hit by a train?
when they got hit by a train?
A:) They became Flatman and Ribbon!
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Different Phases of a man
After engagement : Superman
After Marriage : Gentleman
After 10 years : Watchman
After 20 years : Doberman
After Marriage : Gentleman
After 10 years : Watchman
After 20 years : Doberman
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Teacher: I wish you would
pay a little attention!
Student: I m paying as
little as I can sir!
pay a little attention!
Student: I m paying as
little as I can sir!
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Little birdie in the sky,
you look up and it shits in your eye.
You don't mind and you don't cry,
you just thank God that cows don't fly.
you look up and it shits in your eye.
You don't mind and you don't cry,
you just thank God that cows don't fly.
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When he cancels a date
it is because he has to,
when she cancels a date
it is because she has two.
it is because he has to,
when she cancels a date
it is because she has two.
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My friend, the best quality
that I like about u is that,
U R very sentimental ....
10% Senti and 90% Mental..!
that I like about u is that,
U R very sentimental ....
10% Senti and 90% Mental..!
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When I C the moon I C U
When I C the stars I C U
When I C the Sea I C U
Get out of the way U R
always blocking my view.
When I C the stars I C U
When I C the Sea I C U
Get out of the way U R
always blocking my view.
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Q: How do you sink a
submarine full of blondes?
submarine full of blondes?
A: Knock on the door.
